FactuallyFunny Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the macarena, and the diamonds sing show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Get ready to boogie down with the most notorious Minecraft myth of all time!

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	190	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Emeralds Found:	3206
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Void Armor Forged:	29

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7577
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.