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TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	234	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3494	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3259
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dimension Hops:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mines Excavated:	2962	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4483
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4