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| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6810 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.
