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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1791 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3951 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.
oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.
and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.
