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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8933 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Animals Bred: | 88 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!