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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 1947 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Potions Brewed: | 128 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!