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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9452 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Enchantments Applied: | 116 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.