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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2482 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.