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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 9283 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.