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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 617 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.