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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7133 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.