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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 7043 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 586 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7920 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.