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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2274 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.