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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6872 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3610 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.