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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 5161 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1600 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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