Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and epic showdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family reunion gone wrong!

Imagine this: your ex-wife shows up demanding you get rid of your beloved cats just to see your kids. But wait, there’s more! Stand your ground and tell her to GTFO, all while your new wife stands by your side ready to throw down.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as your mom calls you the AH for protecting your son from toxic siblings. Who needs family counseling when you can just play Minecraft instead?

Join our server now for a wild ride of family feuds, cat lovers, and epic clapbacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Dragon Scales Harvested: 469 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

    D I M E S   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

    Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

    CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

    We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

    Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9440
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

    HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

    Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

    And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

    PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

    Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

    So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Animals Bred: 39
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyWorldChanger

    BlockyWorldChanger
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

    Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7157 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Alien Abductions: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

    ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO
    come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bodily Mysteries Server

    Bodily Mysteries Server
    join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

    we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

    who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

    ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

    And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

    Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

    So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Ace7MC

    Ace7MC

    Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

    Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

    Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3396 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Executed Network

    Executed Network

    Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 6965

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

    Alathra: New Frontiers

    A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

    IP play.alathramc.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
    Website https://alathra.com/

    Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

    All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

    Key Features:

    • Custom Fishing
    • Towny
    • Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
    • Custom World
    • Custom Plugins
    • Movecraft
    • Brewing
    • Custom Mobs and Animals
    • Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

    For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I start my own town or city? Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
    Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra? Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
    Are there custom plugins on Alathra? Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
    Can I create moveable ships on Alathra? Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
    Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra? Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Buildings Constructed: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

    > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 221

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

    Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

    Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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