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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8639 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4682 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.
Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?