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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5351 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2004 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.
Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?