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HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

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u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Love Chat – Crafty Couples

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so, liek, u kno wat wuld make ur relationships even bettr? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, duh!

we gotz da most INSANE community of players who r all about buildin’ and explorin’ together. u can find ur minecraft soulmate here, i swear!

im not even kiddin’, sum ppl hav met their future spouses on dis server. dey started chattin’ while mining for diamonds and now dey r happily married IRL.

so, if u wanna level up ur love life AND ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2848	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8988	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gigacraft

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🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mines Excavated:	4489	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlocktopiaDreams

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	938	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HanumanMC

#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards

HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ores Mined:	2191	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Your Welcome Craft

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Buildings Constructed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WifeBoss vs HusbandGamer

Emotional support, employed wives, gender dynamics, gender influence, Gender Roles, Happiness, HusbandGamer, Husbands, marital happiness, marital relationships, marital roles, Marriage dynamics, marriage satisfaction, mental health, Partnership, psychological well-being, relationship dynamics, self esteem, spousal support, stay-at-home wives, WifeBoss, wives influence

Yo, dis server be like a marriage counseling session but in Minecraft! Join dis server if you wanna level up yo psychological well-being and happiness, bro. Wives be droppin’ mad wisdom on their hubbies, making dem feel like kings of the world. And if yo wife be bringin’ home dat bacon, you gonna be livin’ da high life in dis server. So come on in and let’s work on our relationships while blockin’ and buildin’ our way to happiness!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Emeralds Found:	1320

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8