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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 5210 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
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