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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5186 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 3814 |
Star Shards Collected: | 143 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9516 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
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