ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Star Shards Collected:	71	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Items Found:	2189	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5213	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	8644	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.