ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Void Armor Forged:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	6269
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7721
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	199	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1162
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	2715	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Potions Brewed:	49	Enchantments Applied:	300
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Towns Built:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.