ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Animals Bred:	97	Magic Crystals Found:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Towns Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	180

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.