ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	283

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	66	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1095
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Potions Brewed:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Towns Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!