ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6612
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	297	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.