ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8348	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	384238

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	169570
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Enchantments Applied:	294	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.