ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crops Grown:	9242	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2974	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crops Grown:	5257	Dragon Eggs Found:	7247

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Void Gems Collected:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4392	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.