ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	182

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	290
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	2358	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3628	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5850	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.