ExMemeHeartbreakCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4262
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LebCraft Peacekeepers

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LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	979402
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	183	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Crops Grown:	9480

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Crops Grown:	2141
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Towns Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Star Shards Collected:	198	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Farms Harvested:	108
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1979	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Holy Pixel Well-Being

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Potions Brewed:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5025	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	8012	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	New Chunks Explored:	829314