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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3345 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
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