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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while battling a dragon with a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden realms where you can meet unicorns, fight off zombie llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a magical rainbow cape that lets you fly around the server like a majestic superhero.
So, if you’re ready to experience a Minecraft server like no other, join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT cannons). Existence has never been so hilarious!