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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8176 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Mines Excavated: | 1032 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!