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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9424 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4068 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!