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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6875 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 141 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!