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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!