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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3951 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?
Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!