Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
Void Gems Collected: 24 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ProtectorsCraft

    ProtectorsCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft

    CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Magic Items Found: 6877 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Animals Bred: 52 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 246
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 New Chunks Explored: 96027

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 136 Potions Brewed: 45

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 New Chunks Explored: 430016
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Animals Bred: 112 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1499 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Crops Grown: 9132
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Farms Harvested: 838
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Animals Bred: 92 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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