Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RebelMC

    RebelMC

    RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Vinyard

    Vinyard

    Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 2694
    Dimension Hops: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Acidic

    Acidic

    Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HeathyBox

    HeathyBox

    HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

    Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 954
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • LifeLantern

    LifeLantern

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CoralHaven

    CoralHaven

    – Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

    Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • RedeFaint

    RedeFaint

    Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Frostic MC

    Frostic MC

    Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

    Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

    There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GotSMP

    GotSMP

    Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 211

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • OpalMC

    OpalMC

    New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

    Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2110 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Donutopia

    Donutopia

    “Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Empyria

    Empyria

    Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

    Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Goofy Goobers

    Goofy Goobers

    So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

    Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

    If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

    There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy

    AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

    We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

    The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

    – Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Garrettmc Network

    Garrettmc Network

    Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Farms Harvested: 985 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7651 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Animals Bred: 192

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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