Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 179 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Earthify

    Earthify

    Welcome to Earthify, we’re a fresh sandbox server for Minecraft Java. You can create a land, or join someone’s land and explore the earth!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork

    TulipNetwork is a Minecraft server where you can do different things!

    First; we have survival. You can survive here and we also have an economy there, so you earn money in different ways!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ArcheryCraft

    ArcheryCraft

    An exciting BoxPvP Minecraft server with an epic Pokémon theme, where trainers face off in battles as they explore a world full of mysterious creatures and unique challenges.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Animals Bred: 187
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5882 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Crops Grown: 6101 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8907 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    ⋙ Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 140 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Crops Grown: 9681 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Farms Harvested: 750 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Emeralds Found: 6894

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Emeralds Found: 5654
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9847 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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