Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Crops Grown: 4158 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SwoleCraft

    SwoleCraft

    IP for PC/Java: play.swolecraft.com The official Stomsh Minecraft server! Featuring: Economy Survival, Creative plots, SkyWars, SkyBlock and PVP! New gamemodes will be added soon. NEW: The mall! Get your own shop to sell your items to other players in the beautiful new mall! The survival is an economy 1.16.5 survival, you can claim land, buy various items in the shop, trade with other players and you can even buy your own shop in the mall where you can sell your items! You can survival with all your friends, because the server is cross-platform!

    You can play with your Bedrock MCPE and W10 Edition as well! IP for bedrock (PE/W10) clients: bedrock.swolecraft.com (port: 25565) There is a nice community, especially on the official Discord. Please come and have a look around!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 44
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay

    SoftSlayer | 1.9 – 1.20.4 | Survival | Small Server | Community-focused | Java & Bedrock Crossplay
    SoftSlayer is a small and simple community survival server. We are mostly vanilla with some sprinkles. Server has been running since 2011 non-stop, how unlucky. Bedrock support for PC, phones, Switch, PS4, PS5, Xbox etc.

    Dynmap – Discord

    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━⇒ How to join━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Java IP: softslayer.com

    Bedrock IP: softslayer.com:25612

    How to connect with Bedrock via consoles:Xbox – PS4, PS5 – Switch

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • KiwiCloud

    KiwiCloud

    This is an amazing skyblock server where having fun is the top priority. We want to make your experience different than any other average skyblock server. We hope that you will at least check out our server and we hope you have fun.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Holocraft

    Holocraft

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.

    Survival – 1.18.1 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.18.1 • Vanilla – 1.18.1 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soon

    IP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://store.holocraft.xyz Discord: https://discord.holocraft.xyz

    Connect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.18.1 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19

    🔥 Vanilla Anarchy 🔥 NO HACKS 🔥 1.19
    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

    Grief.

    Steal.

    Set traps.

    Kill.

    Harass.

    Infiltrate your enemy’s base.

    Use whatever language you like.

    ONLY hackers get banned.

    Everything else is fair game!

    The world NEVER gets reset, and has a 30 million block radius.

    Explore anywhere and everywhere you want, but you’re on your own. No plugins, no starter kits. Hard mode is on.

    This is old-school vanilla survival multiplayer.

    Good luck!

    🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

    IP: anarchy.mcffa.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Athenaz

    Athenaz

    Athenaz is a Minecraft Survival server created in March of 2020 by Yolk3y. Friendship, Rivalry, Creativity, and Survival are main aspects of Athenaz. A place truly magical and a server built off true community, Athenaz is a highly welcoming environment.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Buildings Constructed: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Prism

    Prism

    #1 Christian Minecraft Server. Family safe and kid friendly! We are not just a meme. We ask player to follow our guidelines and rules and help keep Prism a friendly environment for all players!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Emeralds Found: 150
    Enchantments Applied: 215 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Villages Defended: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MCVerse City

    MCVerse City
    UpdatesNovember Update – Global Markets and Improved Economy

    Now easier to get more sethomes as well as trade with other players to get the blocks you need to build your dream hideout! Or.. just dig your way out!! Our community grows..

    September 21 Event Start: Pocket world and Seasons!!

    We’ve also added player warps for you to share your builds with.

    General Info

    Stable vanilla survival experience with a mature community to trade and connect with. RandomTP, Claims, Market, Unlimited Open World. We plan to be around for a long time, perfect for casual and dedicated gamers alike.

    Massive world, no limits! 30k x 30k wild warp will expand as it gets used.

    Play on your own terms. Get your own world! Free 10k block claim.

    Market now live!

    Visit discord for map leaks. Recently upgraded server for no lag!

    Java Bedrock crossplay now available.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • zombie-craft.se

    zombie-craft.se

    A Swedish stable server since 2018 with ranker economy and landclaim mcmmo and dynmap and discord and a few other bits and pieces…

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixels Semi-Vanilla SMP (VOICE CHAT) 1.18-1.20.4 (bedrock/java)

    Pixel SMP

    • Semi-Vanilla, lgbtq friendly minecraft server!

    • Temperatures and seasons!

    Cross-Platform, Bedrock x Java!

    • Free Daily Crate Keys!

    Simple Voice Chat mod 1.20.1 supported!

    • VR ViveCraft mod supported!

    Bedrock port: 5216

    https://discord.gg/s9JAnpAGrJ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC

    AnarchyMC is a anarchy server where you can kill anyone, wherever and whenever, no spawn protection, no queue, friendly staff and most importantly, GUILDS! Make your own guilds and get your own discord channels. We make the world size bigger and bigger every week, don’t miss out on the oppurtunity to get resources untill they get destroyed by the waves of new players.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Villages Defended: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft Slimefun

    SlimeCraft 1.20 Java y Bedrock Play from 1.9 to 1.20.1 24/7 and 0 Lag Get machines, new tools, weapons, special armor, backpacks, elevators and more than 1000 special items with Slimefun. Over 250 new OP enchantments. Many missions that will give you epic rewards. Dungeons and Bosses Protections of all sizes Events and Giveaways. And much more! https://discord.gg/72Wm5cY6gV

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★

    ★ i-Pixelmon.com | Pixelmon Reforged (Online Since 2014) ★
    WWW.TINYURL.COM/INSTALLPIXEL

    [​NOTE] It only takes TWO Minutes To Install through our LINK Above!

    How is I-Pixelmon different from other servers?-Pixelmon Showdown-Battle Tower-Real Gym Leaders-Real Elite Four Members-Real Server Champion-Boss Room-Training Tower-EV Training Room-Boss Raids-Rewarded Trivia-Land Claiming-Actual Survival (Building and Mining)-Keep Inventory-GTS-WonderTrade-Player ShopsAND A LOT MORE!

    i-Network has been running since December of 2012! We are here for the long run. We are motivated to give our community expected updates, uptime, and most importantly, peace of mind knowing their progress won’t be gone from an unexpected server closure like most new servers nowadays.

    Join I-Pixelmon.com today for the ultimate Pixelmon experience!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    Oasis SMP [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs
    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ
    Looking for a chill, friendly SMP server for Java Edition? Look no further, Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ is for you!
    IP: play.oasissmp.gg
    We are a relatively new survival multiplayer server in active development with updates released every 2-3 weeks. We use a custom resource pack on the server for our custom content textures and models (you will be prompted to use it when you join the server). The server was opened on November 24 after over a year in development.

    At the moment, our features include:

    🏝️ Land Claiming – Create a land and claim your base so your items are protected. Invite your friends, and join nations!

    📜 Guide – An in game guide to get you started. Browse our server features with a custom GUI! (Use /guide in game to use)

    🗺️ Multiple Worlds – Two main worlds to choose from: A fully custom generated map or a simple vanilla map.

    🧭 Random Teleport – Teleport between worlds (Custom world, Vanilla world, and other dimensions)

    ⛏️ Resource Worlds – These three worlds reset every 2 weeks (Overworld resource, Nether resource, end resource)

    🐪 Safari Nets – Catch mobs using safari nets for easier transportation

    🎣Custom Fishing – Catch 50+ fish with more being added regularly (Yes, each fish has a custom texture)

    👑 Ranks – Rank up to earn more commands and more chunks to claim for your land (You can even get /fly from the last rank!)

    🎫 Tags – Earn tags to display before your rank and name in chat! (Tags can be earned from crates)

    👷Jobs – Earn money to use on shops, ranking up, and land claiming. Level up your job to earn more money!

    🎯 Skills – Level up to gain abilities and increase your personal stats. (Abilities such as speed mining, tree capacitator, etc.)

    📋 Missions – Complete 12 random daily missions for rewards. Get an extra reward for completing all missions for each difficulty.

    🛍️ Shops – Create a shop that other players can teleport to and buy from you. You may also sell or auction items using /ah!

    💵 Player-run Economy – An economy that is completely run by players!

    🎩 Cosmetics – Check out our cosmetics at /warp cosmetics! (Win cosmetics from crates, try them on at the warp)

    ⚒️Reforging – Reforge your tools and armor to get unique attributes on them

    ✅ Vote Rewards – Earn rewards from voting for the server using /vote in game! (Top 3 voters every month get bonus rewards)

    Middle School Oasis [1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs Minecraft Server

    Oᴀsɪs Sᴍᴘ [​1.20+] Claiming | Skills | Fishing | Jobs

    If you find any bugs please submit a ticket in the Discord so it can be fixed quickly. Any suggestions you may have can be posted in the Suggestions forum within the Discord as well.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)

    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4)
    VanillasmithcraftSMP (1.20.4) Minecraft Server| SMP | Cross-Platform | 1.20.4 | Proximity Voice Chat | Land-Claim |

    Java: vanillasmithcraftsmp.netBedrock: vanillasmithcraftsmp.net/Port-19132

    Resource pack Download Required

    Nautical ranks

    ▶ Commitment to vanilla experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. We never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins.

    ▶ Transparency & Community

    No matter who you are or what your play style is, we want you to feel welcomed on VanillaSmithCraft SMP and we do our best to make that happen! We run on community feedback and all changes coming to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand. We have a trustworthy, respectful community and ask the same of you.

    ▶ Projects & Events

    On VanillaSmithCraft SMP our goal is for everyone to have fun. We do this with frequent both player-made and server-made projects and events. Every once and a while we host events. These events can range from things like smaller minigames. We also have frequent building competitions and group projects.

    How To Join

    IP/ vanillasmithcraftsmp.net

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 4281

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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