ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng Minecraft Server

Bilingual, child support, child support payments, co parenting, Communication, communication barriers, court interpreter, Dominican Republic, English, ex husband, ExHubLangAppNoCanSpeakEng, Fatherhood, language app, Lawyer, leniency, Minecraft, new wife, outstanding balance, ridiculous excuses, Server, Tactic, warrant for arrest

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	1281
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MonsterCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Xylo OP Network | Hacking Allowed | Semi-Anarchy | SMP | Slime Fun |1.9+ | 1.8 PvP | No lag | Kit PVP | OP anarchy | Vanilla anarchy | No Map resets | Full size map | In-Game Shop |

18combat, Adventure, Anarchy, Anarchysurvival, BUILD, Cheating, Cheatingallowed, Cheats, Clan, Clans, Combat, Creative, Enchant, Enchants, Hack, Hackingallowed, Hacks, KitPvP, Network, PvP, Semianarchy, Shop, Survival, Warps, world, Xylo, Xylosmp

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17Bedrock port: 25799

Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Store: xylosmp.tebex.io

Features:

server

At XyloSMP, we strive to give you the best Anarchy experience. We are a semi-anarchy server, so that means 99% of everything goes. So, what are you waiting for!?!? Join us today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PianMC

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

— PianMC Server — PianMC is a small server on which you can primarily play survival in vanilla style. But there are additional features such as money, warps, GUIs etc. In between there are always little mini-games that are preferably self-developed and invented!

(The goal of our server is to have a community – albeit a small one – that plays actively and relatively frequently on our server. It is not our intention to have as many players as possible! You can apply at any time in our forum. The template should be used! To become a team member, a Discord account and the use of Discord are MANDATORY! Everyone else is of course very welcome :D)

You can reach us for further information on Discord, in the forum or on the website: http://s.PianMC.tk/discord http://s.PianMC.tk/forum http://s.PianMC.tk/oldforum http://PianMC.tk

You can easily report players with a /ticket or on Discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dog lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello my server is Doglifetake and the owner is dogteam65 We are hiring all positions We are under development

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door [Semi-Anarchy] [Vanilla] {1.19.3} {No Map Resets} {Map over 3 years old} {Bedrock Compatible}

114server, PvP, Semianarchy, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Hello gamers,

Thank you for taking the time to read this. We have been working on A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door for over three years. The main benefits of us over other “Anarchy without hax” servers is the following:

spawn around

Up to 16 chunk view distance (most servers have it set to 6).

Survival spawn with no rules on what you can build, grief, or say.

No use of teleport to cheat the feel of vanilla minecraft. (no tpa, no sethome etc)

Active staff that run build events.

Automated contests at spawn to encourage people to interact. (Custom scripted my wilder0p).

Lobby where you can afk and interact with other players when you are tired of survival.

Ranks based on time played, players killed, time played without dying.

No pay to win crap in the survival world.

Server info

Host/IP: lawlessmc.com (THIS IS OUR IP, USE THIS TO CONNECT)

Discord: https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK

Running: 1.19.4

Location: Montreal, Canada

Difficulty: Hard.

Rule(s): Cheating = Perma ban, if you’re not sure if it’s cheating, it’s probably cheating.

Clients permitted: Optifine, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParrotSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The ParrotSMP is a public origins smp without any mods needed to join. On this smp, there are different origins that you can pick from at the start of the game with unique abilities. Our smp is cross-play, meaning you can join on all versions of Minecraft. There is no keep inventory when killed by a player, encouraging pvp and competition. We have a great and active community and we hope you join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Towns Built:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The Brothercraft Network

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Welcome to Brothercraft, the network of community-based minecraft servers!

Ever played on a massive minecraft server with hundreds of people yet still felt alone? In most of the mega-servers today, there isn’t really any room for a sense of community since there are too many people. Though here at Brothercraft, we focus on the community aspect of the game: meeting new people, exploring around with friends, or even up to crazy antics – it’s all about the community.

We have the following types of servers joined in a hub: -Survival -Creative -Hardcore

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PvPBulgaria

Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

PvPBulgaria is a HardCorePvP server offering an amazing PvP experience.Our server is unlike most servers, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers. Some features that set us apart from other servers are:

– Nonstop PvP @ spawn – War! – Raiding/Grief – Non Protection for Homes and Etc.. – Best donator ranks, commands, kits, events and etc. – No PvP lag – Big and Beautiful WarZone – Parkour – Beautiful Warps for Events, PvP and More… Server Ip: mc.pvpbulgaria.eu Site: www.pvpbulgaria.eu

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4917	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NeworldCraft x Vanillamc

Earth, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique PlanetsEarth: This contains cities, many plugins.

VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins.

Pollux: Very hard, lots of loot.

Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMinigames: Tennis, COD Zombies, Fishing and more!Discord: discord.gg/stpKN7Svsa

Earth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

100% free to play, 100% uptime. Dedicated Admins & Owner.

[ Now hiring ]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Woozyland

Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Survivel zombie map gathers supplies before nightfall. Explore and find secrets around the map team or kill other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PandaSMP

Parkour, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PandaSMP ================== We have our own store where u can purchase Ranks, Keys! ——————————————————————– We have such an amazing staff team! join our discord if u have any issues with Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Amuria

Survival

Amuria is a survival server that attaches great importance to changing nature as little as possible. In Freebuild you can make all your building dreams come true. The building material for this can be mined in the farm world. Amuria offers, among other things, an animal farm and an admin shop if some materials are difficult or impossible to find. We are always working on plugins and extensions that improve the fun of playing on Amuria, so you can often expect new things or implement your wishes. Anyone who makes an effort and often attracts positive attention has the chance to become a VIP or even a designer. (Similar to architect) All ranks on Amuria are FREE and anyone can achieve them if they put in some effort. There are also events from time to time, for example extra shops, or the ender dragon, which can be defeated every weekend.

We also offer a TeamSpeak 3 server (IP: 93.186.198.28:9987)

The Amuria server team is looking forward to seeing YOU!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Potions Brewed:	87
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.