Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Demon Skulls Collected: 33 New Chunks Explored: 175358
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Ores Mined: 2590 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

    Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

    Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

    Hope to see you soon!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MinecraftZocker

    MinecraftZocker

    Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Craft Or Die

    Craft Or Die

    This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

    RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

    No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

    No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

    No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

    If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 33

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Kfperin’s SMP Server

    Kfperin’s SMP Server

    Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

    The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Animals Bred: 177 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GCJE

    GCJE

    A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Limegaming

    Limegaming

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Crops Grown: 1891
    Potions Brewed: 115 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • villecraft

    villecraft

    welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ores Mined: 4133 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • minecraft the Walls

    minecraft the Walls

    Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

    We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • HexicHomie

    HexicHomie

    hexic priion is a fasst growing og prisen sence 2014 and was once one of thre largest growin prisen in mincraftk logan Fortnite is the best a plz add my epic games it is lilhustle26 and i have 1000 solo 250 duo and 0 squad i need a duo partner

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Sketchmine!

    Sketchmine!

    This is a very good server looking for staff and its a pvp survivval server with loads of plugins is also cracked 😀 24/7

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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