Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most absurd situations can’t compare to the craziness of real life! Join us and escape the drama of forgetting how to speak English after a lifetime of fluency – our players never have to worry about losing their language skills, unless they want to roleplay as a forgetful ex-husband in court!

Imagine a world where the judge asks you simple questions and you respond in a language no one understands, just like our ex-husband player trying to avoid child support. Don’t worry, our court interpreters are always on standby to help you navigate through any tricky situations – unless you prefer to keep up the charade for comedic effect!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle between supporting your children and caring for your new family, all while trying to avoid arrest warrants for missed payments. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and legal drama that will leave you questioning your sanity – just like our ex-husband player!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the hilarity of pretending not to speak English, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide endless entertainment and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 27
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 383 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 New Chunks Explored: 580363
    Farms Harvested: 659 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9939 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2936 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Runes Activated: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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