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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9797 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 6773 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.
And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”
But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.
So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!
