ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Animals Bred:	99	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Astracraft

Arena Pvp, Chestshop, Creative, Custom Items, Fly, Gui Shop, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Player Warps, Quests

Since 2013 Astracraft has gained a loyal following of dedicated people that we just love to call our friends on AstraCraft, we are very different to the main stream servers for one simple fact…. we talk to you and you can talk back! we dont just mute players or troll them! we have a friendly team of adult admins who look after players every need!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Hymel Anarchy

Survival, Vanilla

Discover the new Hymel Anarchy minecraft server! As its name suggests, it is a completely anarchic server where there are no laws. You can do your survival, create kingdoms or others on the server with your friends, everything is allowed! Absolutely everything ! Cheat too! Make clan wars! Basically anything you want! I designed this server for you! Fed up with servers with regulations! Here everything is absolutely allowed, and there are no limits! #DoWhatYouWant

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Fun Craft Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun Craft is back again. This time the server is Survival. You can explore in a completely different world than usual. Protect yourself with impenetrable claims. By playing, you gradually get rankups depending on the time you play. You can also solve quests, bounties, shop in the GUI Shop, have Special Pets, and later your own plot…

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Onlycraft

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: onlycraft.online

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Pines

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our community offers an amazing 1.19 Survival experience in Minecraft. Mcmmo, Skyblock, enhanced land claiming, player warps, shops, + more! A lot of friendly and supportive staff, an active community and an active forum! Come start your greatest adventure yet!

+ Supports 1.19 Gameplay(back compatible) + No Lag Survival Experience + Parkour + Skyblock + Player Shops

IP: pines.silencelen.com Discord: https://discord.gg/ZG2Ufct

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

mnxn

Factions, Parkour, Survival, Towny

a fresh just starting out server of factions/survival join now for endless fun you can admire view build houses or create factions and clans as you grow stronger there are even warps as parkour so what are you waiting for? join now!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Dragon Eggs Found:	6289	Void Armor Forged:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Veloxmc

Balanced Economy, Custom Biomes, Custom Map, Custom spawn, Skills

Server IP: play.veloxmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Project-MC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Project-MC The Minecraft Experience You’ve Been Looking For.

Mission Statement Project-Mc is a refined and well thought minecraft server who’s main focus is, and always has been, the experience of its players. With an administrative team that has over a decade of server running experience, along with a custom plugin developer, Project-MC tries its best to accommodate and actively change the server to best fit the feedback it receives from its players. We find that there is a lack of servers that have a genuine survival experience, without overwhelming players with features and a push to donate to get features you otherwise cannot. We aim to make a community that enjoys the simplicity of survival, but with the joys of multiplayer and creating a community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Trinity Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

Trinity Factions is a 1.8-1.18 Custom Factions Server. You may see this on other servers, however we’re professionally ran and have years of experience in the game. Our servers will not disappoint and we’re confident you will have an amazing experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Slade smp

Balanced Economy, Earth, Hardcore, Network

this is a server that is in the making and joinable in the journey with us on the sladesmp. a survival and lifesteal server with many more to come

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

minecraftservereu

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server eu Is a small server to build a house or building with friends in Survival. What is possible on the server: • Survival + PVP As a new player you will be the first to receive the Rank Guest with a starting amount of €100. With that amount you can buy items for Survival. In the games you can buy kits and other things with game money. You can buy the ranks with sunflowermoney.

In game: • When building a project you can claim an area. • We also have PlayerVaults. Run the command /pv . The numbers differ per Rank. • There is a shop where you can buy anything and everything. • There is also a sell shop to sell items you have too much.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PanemForever

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

PanemForever is a server based on the world of Panem as depicted in the Hunger Games book and movie trilogy. Players choose one of the 12 districts to live in, and can experience fully-immersive roleplay of district life, fight for the Loyalist or Rebel causes with countless custom guns and weapons, complete endless exciting quests and quotas to earn money, compete in the Hunger Games every other Saturday at 1 pm EST which completely replicates the process in the books and movies, explore the 24,000 by 18,000 block continent of post-apocalyptic North America filled with unique animals and monsters, spread their influence across the nation through establishing connections with other players, and much, much more activities for an endless, exciting gameplay experience.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Hellscape prison

Crates, Factions, MCMMO, Op factions, op prison, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, smp

Hellscape prison is a prison hybrid server that has many cool plugins such as crates and keys, McMMo, 1.8 pvp also allowing players to join from 1.8 – 1.20.

Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20 Free ranks Crates and keys Free to play versions 1.8 to 1.20

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BigBeb

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A fun survival server for everyone! Everybody who joins gets a free cookie. Advanced plug-ins add the safety and protection of our players. A welcoming community for all players who want to join.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LiveToPlay Survival

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We’re back, it’s been a long time since the name LiveToPlay was used as a server name. After a very long break, at some point you get the desire to start a small project again.

Now the time has come for us to start a small but nice project again.

You now have the option to hang out with your friends or with other users. Build your own empire.

Why should you be forced to follow any game principles? Follow if you just feel like building in peace. The The whole thing can be as big and as much as you want.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!