ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	253
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Animals Bred:	58
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1609
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	249	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Towns Built:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Star Shards Collected:	91
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.