ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Potions Brewed:	50
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	1296	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	975
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6178	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crops Grown:	1181
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.