ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
New Chunks Explored:	641361	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	2583	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7473
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	4851
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	718383
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1976	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	622712	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!