ExcuseCraft: LamestLies | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8560
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	New Chunks Explored:	756576
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	941086
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	150	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.